Dear C 4 Help,
I have qualms that my husband took advantage of my sister. My sister isn’t always the most reliable source, but she said it happened. Should I stay to my blood, or stick with my husband?
-Stella
Dear Stella,
I have three wives, so I know where your husband is coming from. I’m terrified of looking weak and that is probably how your husband is feeling. By sleeping with your sister he is probably trying to prove his manliness. Don’t be histrionic he is just begin a man. Make the judicious decision and stick with your husband, after all he brings home all the yams!
-Okonkwo
Dear Stella,
Who is the Okonkwo guy?! Since when are you suppose to suffer for your husbands nobility? He may give you a cogent story but you’ve known your sister a lot longer than you’ve known him. Blood is thicker than water you owe it to your sister to stay true to her.
- C 4 Help
Dear C 4 Help,
All I want is something to be proud of. Having a house to be proud of for me would be tantamount to getting an A on an English final project for others. How do I know this is something I truly want in life?
-Esperanza
Dear Esperanza,
Let me tell you, you don’t want some big ole’ fancy house because all those people living in them are phonies, not to mention big houses are intractable to maintain. Once you have a big fancy house you are a phony. Just like my parents. You really are. I was on the streets of New York for a week and did just fine, so you don’t need a big house, once you have one you wont be so proud of it.
-Holden Caufield
Dear Esperanza,
I think you intentions are good trying to be successful, but satisfaction doesn’t come from material possessions. Be thankful for what you have now because a house that your not proud of is better than being devoid of any house. Work hard for now and eventually everything will fall into place, don’t let where you live hold you back and be your main priority in life.
-C 4 Help
Dear C 4 Help,
I only have twenty four hours to live. I know I’m going to die but I feel like it is my duty to make the most of those twenty four hours, but i feel encumbered by the fact i know im going to die and that its not even worth it. Should i give up or make the most of it?
-Moth
Dear Moth,
You should just give up. I did after people abused me for so long I pretended to be deaf and dumb. It’s a foible of mine. For years i haven’t spoke, my personality just kind of died. I was tired of fighting, it just wasn’t worth it anymore. Your going to die after twenty four hours anyway so what’s the point? Give up while you’re ahead.
-Chief
Dear Moth,
Don’t give up! You only have twenty four hours so make the best of it. Don’t be obdurate, who knows maybe you will live more than a day if you fight, but you will never know until you try.
-C 4 Help
Dear C 4 Help,
We are waiting for Godot. We have been for quite sometime no and Gogo is starting to get on my nerves with his continuous drivel. Godot isn’t coming and we don’t know if we should stay and wait or leave and continue on with our lives. Should we stay or leave?
-Didi
Dear Didi,
Get out now. Don’t mar your life by waiting around for something you know will never happen. That’s just a waste of time. I wasted to much time being jostled around by other people. My advice to you is leave and continue on with your life.
-Guy Montag
Dear Didi,
If you strongly believe and have faith that Godot is still coming than stay, but if you are doubting his arrival leave. Ruminate about your decision, but remember what the boy told you about Godot coming.
-C 4 Help
